Kids' Silliest Jokes - Hardcover

Horsfall, Jacqueline

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0806983957 ISBN 13: 9780806983950

Publisher: Sterling Juvenile, 2002

Synopsis

Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up as they get deeper and deeper into the laughter pit: How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bath! What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies! Why do vampires gargle with mouthwash? So they won't have bat breath! Illustrated with 60 hilarious cartoons by Buck Jones; Bumper collection of 600 more gags from the Sterling joke factory, to add to the publisher's backlist of over 12,500 jokes! Special trade promotion this season (with special terms and offers) on Sterling's 40-title backlist of humour titles.

About this title

From the Back Cover:

You've never heard jokes so funny, goofy, and ridiculous as these! You'll start by giggling to yourself, but before you know it, you'll laugh out loud, long and hard. Riddles, knock-knocks--they're all here and you won't want to stop reading them. Just try to keep a straight face as you check out these hilarious jokes:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
It doesn't want to come out spotless.

What do you call a dog who sleeps on top of your computer?
Browser.

How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the pajama party?
She had no body to go with.

About this edition

• Publisher: Sterling Juvenile
• Publication date: 2002
• ISBN 10: 0806983957
• ISBN 13: 9780806983950
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 96
• Illustrator: Jones Buck