None of My Business: P. J. Explains Money, Banking, Debt, Equity, Assets, Liabilities, and Why He's Not Rich and Neither Are You - Hardcover

O'Rourke, P J

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0802128483 ISBN 13: 9780802128485

Publisher: Black Cat, 2018

Synopsis

After decades covering war and disaster, bestselling author and acclaimed satirist P. J. O'Rourke takes on his scariest subjects yet--business, investment, finance, and the political chicanery behind them.

Want to get rich overnight for free in 3 easy steps with no risk? Then don't buy this book. (Actually, if you believe there's a book that can do that, you shouldn't buy any books because you probably can't read.) P.J.'s approach to business, investment, and finance is different. He takes the risks for you in his chapter "How I Learned Economics by Watching People Try to Kill Each Other." He proposes "A Way to Raise Taxes That We'll All Love"--a 200% tax on celebrities. He offers a brief history of economic transitions before exploring the world of high tech innovation with a chapter on "Unnovations," which asks, "The Internet--whose idea was it to put all the idiots on earth in touch with each other?" He misunderstands bitcoin, which seems "like a weird scam invented by strange geeks with weaponized slide rules in the high school Evil Math Club." He closes with a fanciful short story about the morning that P.J. wakes up and finds that all the world's goods and services are free! This is P.J. at his finest, a book not to be missed.

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Praise for None of My Business

"[O'Rourke] has a razor-sharp intellect, and he writes without a shred of pretension or pontification. Another winner from an A-list humorist."--Booklist

Praise for P. J. O'Rourke:

"The funniest writer in America."--Wall Street Journal

"Whether you agree with him or not, P.J. writes a helluva piece."--Richard Nixon

"P.J. O'Rourke is like S.J. Perelman on acid."--Chris Buckley

"Shakespeare, Hemingway, they're okay, I guess, but my next guest--he's better . . . . [P. J. O'Rourke's] writing really changed my life."--Greg Gutfeld

"If [O'Rourke's] wry essays have a mission statement . . . it's this: Starchy Republicanism is really, really fun."--New York Times Book Review

About the Author:

P. J. O'Rourke has written nineteen books on subjects as diverse as politics and cars and etiquette and economics. Parliament of Whores and Give War a Chance both reached #1 on the New York Times bestseller list. He is a contributing editor at the Weekly Standard, H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the Cato Institute, a regular panelist on NPR's Wait Wait . . . Don't Tell Me, and editor-in-chief of the web magazine American Consequences. He lives in rural New England, as far away from the things he writes about as he can get.

About this edition

• Publisher: Black Cat
• Publication date: 2018
• ISBN 10: 0802128483
• ISBN 13: 9780802128485
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 304