I Dont Need to Have Children: 23 Child Psychology Techniques to Use on Boys of All Ages - Hardcover

Salmansohn, Karen

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0761122176 ISBN 13: 9780761122173

Publisher: Workman Publishing, 2001

Synopsis

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Author of HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN BEHAVE IN 21 DAYS OR LESS and EVEN GOD IS SINGLE, together with 262,000 copies in print, she now shows women how to gain the upper hand in any relationship. Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, whose endearing pot-bellied little boys in boxer shorts give the book the retro quality of an old cartoon, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE CHILDREN, I DATE THEM is essential humour for contemporary women. First, it proves the similarity between big boys and little boys. Consider: Both share a major breast fixation. Both have trouble dressing themselves. Both think The Three Stooges are funny. And both love to be told, You are...sooo big! But this is a reason to celebrate, not fret; once you master a little child psychology, you can fix any boo-boos in your relationship. It's all a matter of nifty tricks, like "Food and rest can solve most problems" and "Never ask questions your boy can reject." Because boys will be boys. Even when they're grown men.

About this title

From the Back Cover:

Big Boys = Little Boys

What is a man but a larger, hairier boy with much more expensive toys? Consider the facts:

Both have trouble dressing themselves.

Both think the Three Stooges are hilarious.

And both love to be told, You are sooooo big!

But this is reason to celebrate, not fret, because knowing this gives you the inside advantage. Using 23 proven techniques of child psychology, here is the book guaranteed to fix any boo-boos in your relationship with your boy-no matter what age or size he may be.

About this edition

• Publisher: Workman Publishing
• Publication date: 2001
• ISBN 10: 0761122176
• ISBN 13: 9780761122173
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 96
• Illustrator: Baseman Gary