Let's Pretend This Never Happened Jim Benton's Tales from Mackerel Middle School (Dear Dumb Diary)

Benton, Jim

ISBN 10: 0756964741 ISBN 13: 9780756964740

Publisher: Turtleback Books, 2004

Synopsis

Read the hilarious, candid (& sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!

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Product Description:

Dear Dumb Diary, For use in schools and libraries only. Jamie Kelly confides to her diary her experiences in middle school with a boy who likes to give insulting nicknames, cafeteria food, and gorgeous, perfect Angeline, the girl with the long blonde hair who sets all the trends. Full description

From the Back Cover:

Dear Whoever is Reading My Dumb Diary

Are you sure you're supposed to be reading someone else's diary? Maybe I told you that you could, so that's OK. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it.

Dear Dumb Diary
School was OK today. Angeline got her hair tangled up in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes - snipped half a metre of silky blonde hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right.

About this edition

• Publisher: Turtleback Books
• Publication date: 2004
• ISBN 10: 0756964741
• ISBN 13: 9780756964740
• Binding: Library Binding
• Illustrator: Benton Jim