How to Smoke in Public Without Being Seen - Softcover

Jebb, Bob

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0755316134 ISBN 13: 9780755316137

Publisher: Headline, 2006

Synopsis

Once upon a time you could smoke on a bus, on a train, and in your own office. Imagine! A nicotine habit didn't make you a social leper consigned to hasty, huddled fags on a freezing footpath. Smokers and their habit-free friends enjoyed the sweet smell of tobacco in cosy, confined spaces.

Well those days are going, going, gone. Welcome to a new world order of clean public living and pure air in pubs. Are you ready for it? Are you hell! But don't panic. There'll be no £50 spot fine for continuing to smoke in public just as long as you're clever about it.

Try getting yourself fitted with a catalytic converter. Hide your cigarette inside your asthma inhaler. Smoke through a ventriloquist's dummy. How about wearing a Harry Potter invisibility cloak? This little book holds the secret to a contented cigarette-filled life after the smoking ban. May you puff in peace happily ever after.

About this title

Book Description:

The fag fascists have unleashed a smoking ban in England and Wales. What's a hardened fag fan to do? Forget a hasty toke in the great outdoors, opportunities for clandestine smoking abound - look no further for the secret of how to smoke in public without being seen.

About the Author:

Robert Jebb was born in Shropshire in 1971 and was educated at Glanalmond College, Perthshire. He has worked as a copywriter in most London advertising agencies, which he didn't like much, then started his own agency, which he likes a lot. He lives in Oxfordshire with his wife Shazza, son George and shivering whippet Millie Bum Bums.

About this edition

• Publisher: Headline
• Publication date: 2006
• ISBN 10: 0755316134
• ISBN 13: 9780755316137
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 80
• Illustrator: Weighill Damien