Fecks is everything Becks is not. He inhabits his own stratosphere of crapness. He is the anti-King Midas; everything he touches turns to crap. Yet when it comes to self-awareness he has so little he barely knows his own name. He thinks he's cool. He thinks he's hard. He thinks he's trendy. He's seriously deluded.
Incredibly, however, there are similarities between Fecks and Becks. They both hail from East London. They both went to live in Manchester at the age of twelve. They both now live in Spain. And they both love women who'd like to be pop singers.
Were David Feckham ever to have the world at his feet he'd only hoof twelve yards over the cross bar.
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'The pacy script by Ivor Baddiel and Jonny Zucker crackles with comic energy.' (Lloyd Evans DAILY MAIL)
'Hilarious' (Ulrika Jonsson NEWS OF THE WORLD)
'Struggling for a budget Xmas present to keep your football nut mate/son/dad laughing? How about this for an idea. A spoof of David Beckham's autobiography, it's a great read and a confident debut for the writing team of Ivor Baddiel and Jonny Zucker.' (SPORTING LIFE)
'For anyone who thinks the cult of Beckham has gone too far, this parody could be the answer.' (PUBLISHING NEWS)
Anything but the world's most famous footballer tells his story. Another parody bestseller from Orion.
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