The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of "The Fault in Our Stars" - Softcover

Lookner, Steve

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9780692253595: The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of "The Fault in Our Stars"

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0692253599 ISBN 13: 9780692253595

Publisher: Sfuzzi Publishing, 2014

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As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?"
"They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe."
"Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked.
"I dunno, wanna try?"
"Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo."
"Wanna know a secret?" I asked.
"Yeah!"
I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered.

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You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now read the parody!

THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new full-length parody of "The Fault in Our Stars". Just listen to these reviews:

"Grand." -Augustus Waters

"A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster

"Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac

"Why wasn't I in the movie?" -Kaitlyn

All the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here:

--The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" doesn't count if your significant other goes blind

--The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes

--The scene where Hazel's parents make Hazel feel better by telling her that after she dies, they're going to adopt a girl who looks just like Hazel

--The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank House

And many more!

From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."

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About the Author:

STEVE LOOKNER is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies, including The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1), and The Maze Bummer: A Parody of The Maze Runner!

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