Kiss the Girls Make Them Spy - Softcover

Maney, Mabel

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0380803100 ISBN 13: 9780380803101

Publisher: DeyStrBks, 2001

Synopsis

Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond.
"What's the story on Bond?"
"Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported.
"I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him!
And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo."
"He's lost his nerve."

N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan.

Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!

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Review:

This romp has all the good British traits (wit, style) and none of the bad (classism, wonky teeth.) Hail Bondianna! (Henry Alford, author of BIG KISS and OUT THERE)

"Light, breezy and undemanding...the way a good summer book should be." (Planet Q)

Synopsis:

The dastardly Sons of Britain (SOBs) are plotting to overthrow Queen Elizabeth and bring the Duke of Windsor and Wallis Simpson back to power - a trifle for the inimitable James Bond. However, the many years of wining and dining beautiful women have taken their toll on poor 007 and a "rehabilitation" in a sanatorium is in order. But if word gets out that 007 is "indisposed", the evil SOBs will surely succeed. Enter Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and hapless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother and attempt to foil the heinous piot with the help of the Powderpuff Girls, make-up salespersons by day, secret agents by night. The result - an incredibly funny romp and masterful lampoon from the witty creator of the popular Nancy Clue and Hardly Boys parodies.

About this edition

• Publisher: DeyStrBks
• Publication date: 2001
• ISBN 10: 0380803100
• ISBN 13: 9780380803101
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 288