Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: From the World's Leading Authority on Practically Everything

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9780060969752: Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: From the World's Leading Authority on Practically Everything

The world’s most popular delinquent reveals all in this guide to the hard knock facts of life, out now in paperback.

Written and illustrated by Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life is chock full of the kind of humour that keeps Simpsons devotees hooked to the show.

Including such gems as Dr Bart’s Miracle Cures, Homer’s Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet and the beauty secrets of Marge (‘Never pluck protruding nose hair, death may result. Instead, use a lightweight Weedwacker’) and Homer (‘The scent of chili dogs, onions and beer, when eaten in combination, makes women swoon’).

With guest appearances by all the great Simpsons characters, including Lisa, Moe, Barney, Millhouse, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns and Smithers. Like the shows themselves, Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life has something to please all age groups and is so crammed full of fun that you’ll spot something new every time you read it.

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‘Fact: The Simpsons is the funniest sitcom of all time. There are more gags, more characters, funnier plots, funnier sub-plots’
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‘It is likely to get very high ratings on terrestrial television; Britain is probably heading for a wave of Simpsons mania’
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‘The wittiest and most literate show on television’
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THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR DELINQUENT REVEALS ALL IN THIS GUIDE TO THE HARD KNOCK FACTS OF LIFE, OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK

Written and illustrated by Matt Groening, the creator of the 'The Simpsons, Bart Simpson's Guide to Life' is chock full of the kind of humour that keeps Simpsons devotees hooked to the show.

Including such gems as Dr Bart's Miracle Cure, Homer's Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet and the beauty secrets of Marge ('Never pluck protruding nose hair, death may result. Instead use a lightweight Weedwacker') and Homer ('The scent of chili dogs, onions and beer, when eaten in combination, makes women swoon').

With guest appearances by all the great 'Simpsons' characters, including Lisa, Moe, Barney, Millhouse, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns and Smithers. Like the shows themselves, 'Bart Simpson's Guide to Life' has something to please all age groups and is so crammed full of fun that you'll spot something new every time you read it.

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