"Dear Fan of Count Olaf, If you are looking for a good time, I'm sorry to tell you that you are holding a box of books, a term which here means " three books too many." As you may know, reading is pretty much the boringest thing in the world. You would have a better time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count. My major motion picture, for example, starring me, features a mansion burnt to a crisp, a peg leg made of real wood, and leeches that eat people. True, this " box of books" has all these details, too, but there are so many words in it, and so few pictures of me. It is my solemn duty to command you to step away from the computer at once and rush to your local movie theater to marvel at my groundbreaking performance in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events." Books are for ugly people. Of course you may have my autograph." "Count Olaf"
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Book Description HarperKidsEntertainment, 2004. Book Condition: New. Brand New, Unread Copy in Perfect Condition. A+ Customer Service! Summary: This collectible boxed set featuring movie art contains the first three terrible books upon which Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks have based the upcoming film adaptation, starring Jim Carrey and Jude Law, scheduled for release on December 17. Includes a 3-D sticker. Consumable. Bookseller Inventory # ABE_book_new_0060757736
Book Description HarperKidsEntertainment, 2004. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # 0060757736
Book Description Book Condition: Brand New. Book Condition: Brand New. Bookseller Inventory # 97800607577311.0
Book Description HarperKidsEntertainment, 2004. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # P110060757736