The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book: Over 1000 Puntastic Gags - Softcover

Vine, Tim

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1846058279 ISBN 13: 9781846058271

Publisher: Century, 2010

Synopsis

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like:

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

Velcro. What a rip-off.

Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

About this title

Product Description:

Gags aplenty, no matter what your age! *Frozen apples. They're hardcore.*Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.*I refuse to work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.*Velcro. What a rip off.*This jellyfish walked into a shop. I thought, he's a slippery customer.*I was playing tennis with a napkin. I said Hey, don't serviette.*I fell in love with a clumsy cleaner. She swept me off my feet. And loads more original jokes and illustrations.The long awaited hilarious joke book that everyone can enjoy.This paperback book has 320 pages and measures: 21.5 x 13.6 x 2.5cm.

Review:

"Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine" (The Herald)

"The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner" (Time Out)

"Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful" (The Times)

"Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial" (The Independent)

"Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique" (Guardian)

About this edition

• Publisher: Century
• Publication date: 2010
• ISBN 10: 1846058279
• ISBN 13: 9781846058271
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 320