White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners - Softcover

Edstrom, Verne

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0767922077 ISBN 13: 9780767922074

Publisher: Broadway Books (A Division of Bantam Doubleday Del, 2006

Synopsis

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
 
· The proper way to fake a back injury
· How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
· The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
· How to improve your drunk-driving skills
· Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
 
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
 
· I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
· Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
· How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
· How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
 
And much more.

About this title

Synopsis:

This is a hilarious mock-etiquette guide for enterprising, class-conscious white trash. Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq, has a Ph.D. in White Trash Studies and is the premier authority on white trash living. He's made it his goal to help folks rise up from the trailer park, teaching them a little etiquette, helping them get a little class. With information-packed sections on Work, Finance, Romance, Marriage, Home and Family and Recreation, this handy etiquette guide gives readers all the information they'll need to live better than trash. Complete with the White Trash Ten Commandments and a handy quiz to help you decide if you're decent white trash material, this irreverent, pitch-perfect parody will keep readers laughing all the way to the dog track.

About the Author:

After graduating in just eleven years from the White Trash Studies program at University of Wisconsin–Green Bay, Dr. VERNE EDSTROM, ESQ., set out to write a book Emily Post would be proud of—if she knew how to hang drywall and steer a bass boat with her feet. PETE KOTZ, a.k.a.Verne, lives in Cleveland, where he edits Scene, one of the Midwest’s best alternative weeklies.

About this edition

• Publisher: Broadway Books (A Division of Bantam Doubleday Del
• Publication date: 2006
• ISBN 10: 0767922077
• ISBN 13: 9780767922074
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 208