Patricia K. Lichen

Patricia K. Lichen has done all but one of these things:

* left the White House in the back of a paddy wagon

* studied dolphins in the Florida keys

* dislocated her knee in the rigging of a topsail schooner

* been arrested in Peru for piracy

* learned tapdance from Rusty Frank

* been a Girl Scout leader

* chained herself to harpoon guns on whaling ships to prevent them from killing whales

* shared an office with Jesus Christ

* danced the hula in front of 50,000 at Aloha Stadium

* steered a 130 foot trawler through the Panama Canal

* lived on a commune in Tennessee

* stood inside an active volcano

* discussed shoes in American Sign Language with a chimpanzee