Double Snaps

James Percelay; Stephan Dweck; Monteria Ivey

ISBN 10: 0688140114 / ISBN 13: 9780688140113

Published by Harper Perennial, 1995

May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Seller Inventory # G0688140114I4N00

Synopsis:

Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.

Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.

Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor

, so he took a piss.

Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.

Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave

by herself.

Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"

You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.

You're so White

, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.

Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.

From the Back Cover:

Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.

Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.

Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss.

Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.

Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.

Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"

You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.

You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.

Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.

Bibliographic Details

Title: Double Snaps
Publisher: Harper Perennial
Publication Date: 1995
Binding: Paperback
Condition: Very Good
Dust Jacket Condition: No Jacket