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Title: Bitch: It's Bollocks and it's the Dog's
Publisher: Bantam Press
Publication Date: 2005
Language: English
ISBN 10: 0593054997
ISBN 13: 9780593054994
Binding: hardcover
Condition: Good

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Synopsis

Hey, Dogface! Bored with biting postie? Has chasing cars become tiresome? Does fetching sticks seem repetitive and futile? You need "Bitch"! It enables you to: growl in amazement at the decline of the once great Dr Who sidekick K9, now a rusting hulk eking out a meagre living on Big Town's scrapheap; sniff out the full story behind Big Town's major art event, The Turder Prize; bark mindlessly in reaction to our feature about dogging; and do some slightly disturbing carpet scooting/arse rubbing after looking at our pictures of top bitch action. Plus loads of insight into all kinds of matters canine: poo, bones, kennels, meat, fighting, running about, barking, and whimpering. Did we mention poo? There's a lot about poo. And impacted anal glands. "Bitch" - it's for the leader of the pack. You'll howl with laughter.

About the Author

CHRISTOPHER DAWES began his writing career as a music journalist in the mid 1980s. After initiating and editing Melody Maker's first dance section, he was the editor of the clubbing magazine Muzik for 3 years and tehm editor of the male lifestyle title Mondo. He is the co-author of The Book Of E (Omnibus 2000) and is currently writing Rat Scabies & The Holy Grail (Sceptre 2005). MARK ROLAND After a decade playing in bands, Mark Roland joined Melody Maker in the early 1990s, leaving in 1999 to launch Mondo with Push. He has also written for numerous other publications including The Face, FHM, Muzik, Ministry and The Guardian. He is currently working on his first novel.

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We are a family run online bookshop based in Wales at the western edge of the Brecon Beacons National park and have been selling books online since October 2004. I have always had a love of books and it eventually got to the stage where my own book collection began to take over the family home! I reluctantly decided to sell a few of my own books on Amazon and was astonished at how quickly they sold. I was hooked and decided to start buying and selling books as a small part-time business from my spare bedroom. The business rapidly expanded, taking over the spare bedroom and my garage, swiftly followed by a spare bedroom in my mother's house and her garage! I acquired a small industrial unit in February 2007 and took the plunge to go full-time in March 2007, closely followed by my wife in September 2007. In October 2007 we moved in to larger premises and also took on our first members of staff to assist with the ever increasing workload. Our aim is to ensure that the people who buy our books enjoy the same service that we would hope for when purchasing a book ourselves. To that end, we endeavour to give all our books accurate descriptions, price them accordingly and dispatch swiftly and safely. All orders are dispatched within one working day, Monday to Friday. We will endeavour to answer all queries by email within 24 hours.

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Goldstone Books Limited
Cilyrychen Industrial Estate, Llandybie, Carmarthenshire, SA18 3GY.
Email: customerservices@goldstonebooks.co.uk - Phone: 01269 267070
Company registration number: 06817864. VAT registration number: 920299721
Managing Director: Ashley Stamford-Plows

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