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How To Outwit Your Jack Russell: A Comprehensive Guide (You and Your Puppy in a Nutshell) - Softcover
Synopsis
HOW TO OUTWIT YOUR JACK RUSSELL – A wonderful and hilarious novelty gift for anyone who: owns a Jack Russell, has ever owned a Jack Russell, plans on owning a Jack Russell someday, or is simply a fan of this characterful breed.
The author takes on the ridiculously ambitious challenge of outsmarting these clever dogs. But there is only so much a mere human can do, and the reader will quickly realise that this book is of no practical use whatsoever. For those with a good sense of humour, it ‘attempts’ to tackle some of the breed's most common behavioural issues, including:
- sock theft
- the dishwasher ‘prewash’ cycle
- and chasing baddies off the telly.
• love and loyalty
• boundless energy
• heaps of attitude
• and endless entertainment.
And in return, their humans bring them:
• patience
• adoration
• tireless devotion
• nutritious meals
• tasty treats
• fresh water
• cushy bedding
• all manner of home comforts
• sofa space
• chair space
• lap space
• floor space
• bed space
• pillow space
• enticing appliances
• villainous floor cleaners
• dodgy postmen
• edge-of-the-seat games
• squeaky toys
• smelly socks
• oodles of outings
• poo bags
• play dates
• dirty dishes
• and captivating TV shows.
Like many relationships, this one’s a little unbalanced. It relies on selfless servitude and copious compromises from at least one of the parties.
What’s his is his. What’s yours is his. What he wants is his. And if not, it very soon will be.
No use trying to get the better of him. As this book sets out to show you, Jack Russells rule.
DISCLAIMER
While every reasonable effort has been made to ensure that the information in this book presents a true and accurate reflection of the relationship between Jack Russells and their humans, the contents, and lack thereof, are intended strictly as a joke and the author disclaims any liability to any party for lack of humour.
Any use of the information in this book, and lack thereof, is at said party’s own risk. In the more likely event that the information is of no use whatsoever, please recycle responsibly.
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