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This book follows on from ‘It Wasn't Me Sir’ as Bernard Carter leaves school and tries to become an adult. With hilarious consequences. Being grown up is a real pain! He has to clean his teeth, wash daily and change his underpants more often. Get drunk, have sex, get married, become a student. Acquire a ‘dipstick’ dog, a Lambretta, a death wish and a job with egg-bound scientists. At work he is forced to buy cream cakes for people he does not like; he tries, and fails to get off with the tea girl, but he does have better success drinking, getting drunk and holding up the last bus to Heanor. First-time sex was a disaster, not helped by a snuffling dog and a meanspirited barber. He does get a wife and she gets Jumbo the canine equivalent of the village idiot! His aged father-in-law also gives him sex advice in an unintelligible dialect. He also starts a caving club, gets stuck in a hole with a dysenteric dog; and sees pictures of his neighbour’s naked wife. These and many more stories will keep you entertained and laughing out loud.
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After a short, but successful career in photography he became a self-taught Botanical Artist and Illustrator and still exhibits on behalf of the Royal Horticultural Society as a Gold medallist. Bernard has moved constantly around the UK and is well travelled having a particular love for the remoter parts of Australia. He presently lives in the Tamar valley in Devon.
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- PublisherJMD Media
- Publication date2013
- ISBN 10 178091301X
- ISBN 13 9781780913018
- BindingPaperback
- Edition number1
- Number of pages192
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