Items related to Assholes Finish First
The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
· What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
· What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
· At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
· When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
· What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
· What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
· At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
· When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.
Product Description:
Assholes Finish First "Assholes Finish First" is Max's deliciously dirty collection of 25 true tales of sex, girls, and wildly entertaining depravity.
Book Description:
Assholes Finish First is Tucker Max's deliciously dirty collection of twenty-five true tales of sex, girls, and wildly entertaining depravity.
"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.
- PublisherGallery Books
- Publication date2010
- ISBN 10 1416938745
- ISBN 13 9781416938743
- BindingHardcover
- Number of pages404
- Rating
Buy New
Learn more about this copy
£ 5.34
Shipping:
£ 4.01
Within U.S.A.
Other Popular Editions of the Same Title
Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Hardcover. Condition: New. ** NEW Inside and Out! Clean & Crisp Pages. (E-mail for more info./pics). Seller Inventory # 210926003
Buy New
£ 5.34
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description hardcover. Condition: New. Seller Inventory # F129-AM-071623-304
Buy New
£ 7.48
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Condition: New. Seller Inventory # 521X7W0003CO
Buy New
£ 8.15
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description hardcover. Condition: New. HC. Seller Inventory # 53MS900001RM
Buy New
£ 12.08
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description hardcover. Condition: New. Seller Inventory # FBA-ASE-17042023-1416938
Buy New
£ 16.27
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Hardcover. Condition: new. New. Fast Shipping and good customer service. Seller Inventory # Holz_New_1416938745
Buy New
£ 17.70
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Condition: New. Book is in NEW condition. Seller Inventory # 1416938745-2-1
Buy New
£ 21.68
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Condition: New. New! This book is in the same immaculate condition as when it was published. Seller Inventory # 353-1416938745-new
Buy New
£ 21.68
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Hardcover. Condition: new. New Copy. Customer Service Guaranteed. Seller Inventory # think1416938745
Buy New
£ 23.45
Convert currency
Stock Image
Assholes Finish First
Seller:
Rating
Book Description Condition: new. Seller Inventory # FrontCover1416938745
Buy New
£ 25.25
Convert currency