The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You - Softcover

Wasson, Adam; Stamen, Jessica

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1400050332 ISBN 13: 9781400050338

Publisher: Crown Publishing Group (NY), 2004

Synopsis

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Let's face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior--but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you'll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that's best for you.

Chapters include:

- 12 Steps to a Drinking "Problem"
- Condoms Are for Suckers
- How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
- And more!

As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong--in fact, it's sure to do so--but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?

About this title

Book Description:

8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You - A hilarious and darkly subversive parody of self-help books in the vein of Bored of the Rings and The Little Book of Crap Advice

About the Author:

ADAM WASSON is a Scotch-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, relationship-sabotaging MWM. He enjoys walks on the beach, sodomitical literature, and good food. He is looking for: a small but vehement cult following.

JESSICA STAMEN is an SWF with a kind heart, questionable morals, and a history of Oprah-esque weight fluctuation. She is looking for: a man.

About this edition

• Publisher: Crown Publishing Group (NY)
• Publication date: 2004
• ISBN 10: 1400050332
• ISBN 13: 9781400050338
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 158