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Beginner’s Guide to Cooking & NOT Setting the Kitchen on Fire: A Funny Gag Cooking Education Book for College Students, Newlyweds and Bad Cooks (Dodykavis Guide Books) - Softcover

 
9781074066314: Beginner’s Guide to Cooking & NOT Setting the Kitchen on Fire: A Funny Gag Cooking Education Book for College Students, Newlyweds and Bad Cooks (Dodykavis Guide Books)

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Do you know someone who will soon be moving out on their own that makes you worry about their ability to feed and take care of themselves?  Maybe you have a son or daughter heading off to college for the first time who has never prepared a meal in their life.  Perhaps you have a niece or nephew who was recently married who can’t even spell the word kitchen.  Do you have a friend or family member who is such a terrible cook that they routinely set toast on fire? This gag cooking education book is the perfect way to tell them that you are concerned for their survival.

In the Beginner’s Guide to COOKING & NOT Setting the Kitchen on Fire, we focus on some insultingly basic cooking fundamentals.

Some topics covered include:

  • What is food and where does it come from?
  • Why should food be cooked?
  • Discussion of alternate methods for obtaining food such as foraging in the woods
  • Helpful guidelines to identify if food has spoiled or evolved into a semi-sentient goo
  • Suggestions for how to minimize fires with a live-in personal Firefighting assistant.
  • Why food poisoning is not a great bonding moment

In this book we discuss different ways to heat and prepare food.  We begin with extremely safe methods of food preparation before gradually ramping up to hazardous techniques that involve actual open flame.  These advanced techniques are usually reserved for fully competent adults, and therefore may not apply to all readers.  We also take care to sarcastically explain how various cooking appliances work and provide examples of how the reader can, and likely will, screw it up.

Learn how to:

  • Use a toaster
  • Operate a microwave
  • Boil water
  • And much more!

Pick up a copy for the newbie, amateur cook in your family who will appreciate a good gag gift.  Hopefully they will get a few laughs, learn a thing or two and most importantly reduce the number of city-leveling cataclysmic kitchen fires.

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