101 Things to Do Before You're Five: The funny, bizarre and downright yucky things to expect from your little people - Hardcover

Norton, Sally

3.68

38 ratings by Goodreads

9780670917945: 101 Things to Do Before You're Five: The funny, bizarre and downright yucky things to expect from your little people

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 067091794X ISBN 13: 9780670917945

Publisher: Viking, 2010

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Is that gurgle the best you can do? With five years of pleasure ahead of you, there are 101 amusing and infuriating things for you to get up to . . .

Go ahead . . .

� Play your jam sandwich in the DVD machine.

� Worship the cardboard box your most expensive present came in.

� Stick that pea right up your nose.

� Take your place in the middle of your parents' bed.

� Drop that tiny car in the massive ball pit and scream until your scrambling parents unearth it.

After all, you're only young once.

Destined to make new parents laugh and/or cry, Sally Norton's hilarious 101 Things to Do Before You're Five coaches babies through the essential skills to be mastered in those pre-school days, while guiding grown-ups through the 'joys' of those first five crucial years.

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Review:

Buy one for friends who have just had babies...let everyone else buy the ubiquitous baby-gros and cuddly teddies. --Hearditintheplayground.com

The perfect gift to scare parents-to-be. --Thetruthaboutbooks.com

From the Back Cover:

Is that gurgle the best you can do? With five years of fun ahead of you, there are 101 fun and infuriating things for you to get up to...

Go ahead...

* Play your jam sandwich in the DVD machine!
* Worship the cardboard box your most expensive present came in!
* Stick that pea right up your nose!
* Take your place in the middle of your parents' bed!
* Drop that tiny car in the massive ball pit and scream until your parents unearth it!

After all, you're only young once.

Destined to make new parents laugh and/or cry, Sally Norton's hilarious 101 Things to Do Before You're Five coaches babies through the essential skills to be mastered in those pre-school days, whilst guiding grown-ups through the 'joys' of those first five crucial years.

'A must and makes a great gift for dads as well as mums. Buy it for yourself instead of any self-help books on raising children - this is a self-help book as it makes you realise that you are normal!' Heard It In the Playground

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