The Suicide Kit - Softcover

Hayles, David L.

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Softcover

ISBN 10: 0436205688 ISBN 13: 9780436205682

Publisher: Secker, 2002

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David L. Hayles's extraordinary d-but collection of short stories is an alarming excursion to a world populated by the suffering, the delusional and the criminally insane. It is a place where death comes unexpectedly and violently, at the hands of psychopaths, riflemen and cruel accident. These are tales of ingenious cruelty and sudden death in which menace and hilarity go hand in hand. The twenty stories that make up The Suicide Kit, for all their freaks and grotesques, are imbued with a brilliant, brutal humour. 'The Typing Pool' features the tyrannical director of a detention camp, a man in search of a secretary, whose competitive dictation test ends, as planned, in the execution of all but one of the applicants. In 'Bones', an uxorious man, fearful of his habit of falling out of love, takes a tribal potion designed to bring blissful fidelity only to begin a strange descent into necrophilia, whilst 'The Cruise' opens to us the diary of a bored wife on a cruise liner who inadvertently murders her husband. Elsewhere, we meet a sadistic hotelier whose pleasure is the kidnapping of foreign arrivals at London's Victoria Coach Station, a homicidal corporal who wipes out his own platoon, the incredible Doctor Octor, the worst doctor on Harley Street, and Orson Beadle, travelling purveyor of sex toys, who finds within a fearsome pub a gaggle of willing male initiates. Both surreal and provocative, The Suicide Kit is a unique d-but, the fictional equivalent of a short ride in a fast machine.

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Paperback. Pub Date: 2002 07 Pages: 176 in Publisher: Secker is on record & Warburg David L. Hayles's extraordinary d-but collection of of shorts for stories is an alarming excursion to a world populated by the suffering of the delusional and the criminally insane. It is a place where death comes unexpectedly and violently. at the hands of psychopaths. riflemen and cruel accident. These are tales of ingenious cruelty and sudden death in which menace and hilarity go hand in hand. The twenty stories that make up The Suicide Kit. for all their freaks and grotesques. are imbued with a illiant. utal humour. 'The Typing Pool' features the tyrannical director of a detention camp. a man in search of a secretary. whose competitive dictation test ends. as planned. in the execution of all but one of the applicants. In 'Bones'. an uxorious man. fearful of his habit of falling out of lov...

Review:

"The tenor of the stories ranges from arch to sneering, and the humour comes in any colour so long as it s black" (Alfred Hickling, Guardian)

"'Beautifully drawn characters - Hayles writes with such cold-blooded precision'" (Guardian)

"'A very funny book - in the best traditions of the last few decades of British comedy - I can't recommend this enough'" (Time Out)

"'A collection of slick thrills, arch references and cunning gags'" (Independent on Sunday)

"'Tasty, addictive-one day, all literature will be made this way'" (The Face)

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