Wife 22 - Hardcover

Gideon, Melanie

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 034552795X ISBN 13: 9780345527950

Publisher: Ballantine Books, 2012

Synopsis

For fans of Helen Fielding’s Bridget Jones’s Diary and Allison Pearson’s I Don’t Know How She Does It comes an irresistible novel of a woman losing herself . . . and finding herself again . . . in the middle of her life.

Maybe it was those extra five pounds I’d gained. Maybe it was because I was about to turn the same age my mother was when I lost her. Maybe it was because after almost twenty years of marriage my husband and I seemed to be running out of things to say to each other.

But when the anonymous online study called “Marriage in the 21st Century” showed up in my inbox, I had no idea how profoundly it would change my life. It wasn’t long before I was assigned both a pseudonym (Wife 22) and a caseworker (Researcher 101).

And, just like that, I found myself answering questions.

7. Sometimes I tell him he’s snoring when he’s not snoring so he’ll sleep in the guest room and I can have the bed all to myself.
61. Chet Baker on the tape player. He was cutting peppers for the salad. I looked at those hands and thought, I am going to have this man’s children.
67. To not want what you don’t have. What you can’t have. What you shouldn’t have.
32. That if we weren’t careful, it was possible to forget one another.

Before the study, my life was an endless blur of school lunches and doctor’s appointments, family dinners, budgets, and trying to discern the fastest-moving line at the grocery store. I was Alice Buckle: spouse of William and mother to Zoe and Peter, drama teacher and Facebook chatter, downloader of memories and Googler of solutions.

But these days, I’m also Wife 22. And somehow, my anonymous correspondence with Researcher 101 has taken an unexpectedly personal turn. Soon, I’ll have to make a decision—one that will affect my family, my marriage, my whole life. But at the moment, I’m too busy answering questions.

As it turns out, confession can be a very powerful aphrodisiac.

About this title

Review:

Advance praise for "Wife 22"
"Chick-lit fans over the age of 30 will want to rush home from work, kick off their shoes, mix themselves tart cocktails, and settle down to read this wry debut novel.... It will take its rightful place in the chick-lit canon alongside Helen Fielding's "Bridget Jones's Diary," Anna Maxted's "Getting Over It," and Allison Pearson's "I Don't Know How She Does It."" --"Library Journal," starred review
"Superb.... Comprising a tapestry of traditional narrative, e-mails, Facebook chats, and other digital media, Gideon's work is an honest assessment of a woman's struggle to reconcile herself with her desires and responsibilities, as well as a timely treatise on the anonymity and intimacy afforded by digital communiques. Fully formed supporting characters and a nuanced emotional story line make Gideon's fiction debut shimmer." --"Publishers Weekly," starred review
""Wife 22" is absolutely fresh, vibrant, au courant, and hilarious. As you read, you will swear that this deft novelist hacked your phone and unearthed your longtime marital secrets and maternal struggles with a keen ear and an open heart. Brilliant! Melanie Gideon owns the moment with this debut."--Adriana Trigiani, bestselling author of "The Shoemaker's Wife"
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"Refreshing, original, and crackling with energy, "Wife 22" is a brilliant, engrossing novel about the way we love and live now. Prepare to be dazzled."--Elin Hilderbrand, author of "Summerland"
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"Absolutely delicious! What Bridget Jones did for single women, Alice Buckle will do for married ones. Melanie Gideon's "Wife 22" is a fabulously funny contemplation of relationships and parenthood in the twenty-first century."--Meg Waite Clayton, author of "The Four Ms. Bradwells" and "The Wednesday Sisters"
"Well, isn't "this" a fun read! Not only fun, but funny. Not only funny, but wildly inventive. Not only wildly inventive, but poignant. "Wife 22" is also wise in matters of the h

"An LOL Instagram about love in a wired world." --"People"

"Vibrant, au courant, and hilarious . . . brilliant!" --Adriana Trigiani

"This modern-day, mixed-media comedy of manners is as up-to-the-minute as your favorite Twitter feed."--"The Washington Post"

"A skillful blend of pop-culture references, acidic humor, and emotional moments. It will take its rightful place . . . alongside Helen Fielding's "Bridget Jones's Diary, " Anna Maxted's "Getting Over It, "and Allison Pearson's "I Don't Know How She Does It"."--"Library Journal" (starred review)

"Channels the playful but incisive vibe of Nora Ephron's "You've Got Mail"."--NPR

"Fresh and funny . . . a delightful, thoroughly modern, guilty pleasure of a read."--"San Francisco Chronicle"

"An LOL Instagram about love in a wired world."--"People"
"Vibrant, au courant, and hilarious . . . brilliant!"--Adriana Trigiani
"This modern-day, mixed-media comedy of manners is as up-to-the-minute as your favorite Twitter feed."--"The Washington Post"
"A skillful blend of pop-culture references, acidic humor, and emotional moments. It will take its rightful place . . . alongside Helen Fielding's "Bridget Jones's Diary, " Anna Maxted's "Getting Over It, "and Allison Pearson's "I Don't Know How She Does It.""--"Library Journal" (starred review)
"Channels the playful but incisive vibe of Nora Ephron's "You've Got Mail.""--NPR
"Fresh and funny . . . a delightful, thoroughly modern, guilty pleasure of a read."--"San Francisco Chronicle"

An LOL Instagram about love in a wired world. "People"
Vibrant, au courant, and hilarious . . . brilliant! Adriana Trigiani
This modern-day, mixed-media comedy of manners is as up-to-the-minute as your favorite Twitter feed. "The Washington Post"
A skillful blend of pop-culture references, acidic humor, and emotional moments. It will take its rightful place . . . alongside Helen Fielding s "Bridget Jones s Diary, " Anna Maxted s "Getting Over It, "and Allison Pearson s "I Don t Know How She Does It." "Library Journal" (starred review)
Channels the playful but incisive vibe of Nora Ephron s "You ve Got Mail." NPR
Fresh and funny . . . a delightful, thoroughly modern, guilty pleasure of a read. "San Francisco Chronicle""

An LOL Instagram about love in a wired world. People
Vibrant, au courant, and hilarious . . . brilliant! Adriana Trigiani
This modern-day, mixed-media comedy of manners is as up-to-the-minute as your favorite Twitter feed. The Washington Post
A skillful blend of pop-culture references, acidic humor, and emotional moments. It will take its rightful place . . . alongside Helen Fielding s Bridget Jones s Diary, Anna Maxted s Getting Over It, and Allison Pearson s I Don t Know How She Does It. Library Journal (starred review)
Channels the playful but incisive vibe of Nora Ephron s You ve Got Mail. NPR
Fresh and funny . . . a delightful, thoroughly modern, guilty pleasure of a read. San Francisco Chronicle"

"An LOL Instagram about love in a wired world."--People

"Vibrant, au courant, and hilarious . . . brilliant!"--Adriana Trigiani

"This modern-day, mixed-media comedy of manners is as up-to-the-minute as your favorite Twitter feed."--The Washington Post

"A skillful blend of pop-culture references, acidic humor, and emotional moments. It will take its rightful place . . . alongside Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones's Diary, Anna Maxted's Getting Over It, and Allison Pearson's I Don't Know How She Does It."--Library Journal (starred review)

"Channels the playful but incisive vibe of Nora Ephron's You've Got Mail."--NPR

"Fresh and funny . . . a delightful, thoroughly modern, guilty pleasure of a read."--San Francisco Chronicle

About the Author:

Melanie Gideon is the bestselling author of The Slippery Year: A Meditation on Happily Ever After, which was named an NPR and San Francisco Chronicle best book of the year. She is also the author of two young adult novels: Pucker and The Map That Breathed, both New York Public Library Books for the Teen Age. Her work has appeared in The New York Times, the San Francisco Chronicle, More, Shape, The Times, the Daily Mail, and Marie Claire. She was born and raised in Rhode Island. She now lives in the Bay Area with her husband and son.

About this edition

• Publisher: Ballantine Books
• Publication date: 2012
• ISBN 10: 034552795X
• ISBN 13: 9780345527950
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 380