The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations - Softcover

Sherrin, Ned

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0198606664 ISBN 13: 9780198606666

Publisher: Oxford University Press, 2003

Synopsis

This edition of "The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations" contains over 5000 quotations hand-picked by the writer and broadcaster Ned Sherrin. It contains a wide coverage of themes such as autobiography, awards and prizes, parties, presidents, smoking and tennis. From sharp one-liners to witty quips, there are quotations from classic humorists such as Mae West, Oscar Wilde and Groucho Marx, to today's well known comedians and wits including Dick Vosburgh, Maureen Lipman, Tracey Ullman, Ben Elton and Ian Hislop. There are also quotations from famous luminaries from walks of life other than comedy, from Samuel Johnson to Tennessee Williams, and Albert Einstein to the Duke of Wellington. The dictionary includes details of where each quotation comes from, who said it, where and when, an author index allowing you at a glance to establish who said what and a detailed keyword index.

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"Passes the test.... [Discover] lines that are simply falling-down hilarious." "From an international group of writers, humorists, actors, and public figures, Sherrin has collected almost 6000 quotes, some witty puns and one-liners and some possibly insulting. Along with traditional favorites such as Mark Twain, Mae West, and Shakespeare, this new edition updates the 1996 edition with more contemporary figures, such as Madonna, Jay Leno, and Mick Jagger.... Covering a wide range of themes, authors, and time periods, this source is excellent for public speakers, writers, trivia buffs, and those who love to laugh. Highly recommended."--Library Journal "Thanks go to Ned Sherin, the BBC satirist, for researching and compiling the lines that get smiles and some belly laughs."--Gary Stevens, WCBS Radio "Passes the test...The discovery of lines that are simply falling-down hilarious."--Seattle Times "For those who are often looking for quality quotations, this book is sure to be a hit. Because it covers such a wide range of personalities, from historical to modern and from subtle to outrageous, this book will appeal to a wide audience. It will be a welcome addition to many public libraries."--American Reference Book Annual 2002 "The wit across the 512 pages here is sourced and provided context by category and author, a treasure for speaker, academic, or random reader."--The Virginian-Pilot "Need a witty quote to use in a speech or to impress a friend? The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations is a good place to start."--Syracuse Post-Standard "The entire work is quite thorough."--Booklist "From an international group of writers, humorists, actors, and public figures, Sherrin has collected almost 6000 quotes, some witty puns and one-liners and some possibly insulting. Along with traditional favorites such as Mark Twain, Mae West, and Shakespeare, this new edition updates the 1996 edition with more contemporary figures, such as Madonna, Jay Leno, and Mick Jagger.... Covering a wide range of themes, authors, and time periods, this source is excellent for public speakers, writers, trivia buffs, and those who love to laugh. Highly recommended."--Library Journal "Thanks go to Ned Sherin, the BBC satirist, for researching and compiling the lines that get smiles and some belly laughs."--Gary Stevens, WCBS Radio "Passes the test...The discovery of lines that are simply falling-down hilarious."--Seattle Times "For those who are often looking for quality quotations, this book is sure to be a hit. Because it covers such a wide range of personalities, from historical to modern and from subtle to outrageous, this book will appeal to a wide audience. It will be a welcome addition to many public libraries."--American Reference Book Annual 2002 "The wit across the 512 pages here is sourced and provided context by category and author, a treasure for speaker, academic, or random reader."--The Virginian-Pilot "Need a witty quote to use in a speech or to impress a friend? The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations is a good place to start."--Syracuse Post-Standard "The entire work is quite thorough."--Booklist "From an international group of writers, humorists, actors, and public figures, Sherrin has collected almost 6000 quotes, some witty puns and one-liners and some possibly insulting. Along with traditional favorites such as Mark Twain, Mae West, and Shakespeare, this new edition updates the 1996 edition with more contemporary figures, such as Madonna, Jay Leno, and Mick Jagger.... Covering a wide range of themes, authors, and time periods, this source is excellent for public speakers, writers, trivia buffs, and those who love to laugh. Highly recommended."--Library Journal "Thanks go to Ned Sherin, the BBC satirist, for researching and compiling the lines that get smiles and some belly laughs."--Gary Stevens, WCBS Radio "Passes the test...The discovery of lines that are simply falling-down hilarious."--Seattle Times "For those who are often looking for quality quotations, this book is sure to be a hit. Because it covers such a wide range of personalities, from historical to modern and from subtle to outrageous, this book will appeal to a wide audience. It will be a welcome addition to many public libraries."--American Reference Book Annual 2002 "The wit across the 512 pages here is sourced and provided context by category and author, a treasure for speaker, academic, or random reader."--The Virginian-Pilot "Need a witty quote to use in a speech or to impress a friend? The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations is a good place to start."--Syracuse Post-Standard "The entire work is quite thorough."--Booklist "From an international group of writers, humorists, actors, and public figures, Sherrin has collected almost 6000 quotes, some witty puns and one-liners and some possibly insulting. Along with traditional favorites such as Mark Twain, Mae West, and Shakespeare, this new edition updates the 1996 edition with more contemporary figures, such as Madonna, Jay Leno, and Mick Jagger.... Covering a wide range of themes, authors, and time periods, this source is excellent for public speakers, writers, trivia buffs, and those who love to laugh. Highly recommended."--Library Journal "Thanks go to Ned Sherin, the BBC satirist, for researching and compiling the lines that get smiles and some belly laughs."--Gary Stevens, WCBS Radio "Passes the test...The discovery of lines that are simply falling-down hilarious."--Seattle Times "For those who are often looking for quality quotations, this book is sure to be a hit. Because it covers such a wide range of personalities, from historical to modern and from subtle to outrageous, this book will appeal to a wide audience. It will be a welcome addition to many public libraries."--American Reference Book Annual 2002 "The wit across the 512 pages here is sourced and provided context by category and author, a treasure for speaker, academic, or random reader."--The Virginian-Pilot "Need a witty quote to use in a speech or to impress a friend? The Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations is a good place to start."--Syracuse Post-Standard "The entire work is quite thorough."--Booklist

From the Publisher

Ned Sherrin, the editor of the second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations, describes some of the pleasures and pains of compilation: Among welcome new arrivals to the Dictionary are Dick Vosburgh ('I'm aghast! if there ever was one') and David Mamet ('They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac'). Earlier periods also make fresh contributions, as with Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's view of Queen Caroline and her maids of honour dressed in pink:

Superior to her waiting nymphs,
As lobster to attendant shrimps.

Two further welcome additions are Mary Anne Disraeli's assessment of her husband ('I wish you could only see Dizzy in his bath, then you would know what a white skin is') and Elsie Mendl on her dislike of soup:'I do not believe in building a meal on a lake.'

It is not only a fisherman who laments the one that got away. One quotation found just too late was Peter Nichols' comment on Harold Hobson's assessment of Tom Stoppard: 'Last time Hobson compared him with Shakespeare. This time he puts him in the scales with God and finds the older man a bit lightweight.' And only as the Dictionary goes to press have I remembered that in Saki's story Arlington Stringham's jokes were filched (on Clovis's evidence) from Lady Isabel 'who slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems.' New quotations from past and present include Julie Walters on alcohol ('I have a rare intolerance to herbs which means I can only drink fermented liquids, such as gin'); Quentin Crisp on himself in youth ('I was very plain. My rich mouse hair was straight but my teeth were not'); Ralph Waldo Emerson on children ('There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get asleep'); Alfred Hitchcock on cinema ('If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach'); Robin Williams on cricket ('basically baseball on valium'); a formidable threat by an overdrawn customer to his bank ('Any further letters and I shall remove my overdraft'); Somerset Maugham's advice on how to enjoy English food ('All you have to do is eat breakfast three times a day'), and Philip Sassoon's description of a dish of lobster Newburg ('Like a purée of white kid gloves'); Arthur Smith's account of how he tries to keep fit ('I've got these parallel bars at home. I run at them and try to buy a drink from both of them'); Gore Vidal's response to the critic who had described his novel on Lincoln as 'meretricious' ('Really? Well, meretricious and a happy New Year to you too!'); Clarissa Dickson Wright on men ('The feminist movement seems to have beaten the manners out of men, but I didn't see them put up a lot of resistance'); Disraeli's suave thanks to the author who had presented him with an unwelcome book ('I shall lose!
no time in reading it'); in the sitcom Men Behaving Badly, Dorothy's summing up of Gary's prowess as a lover , as reported by his friend Dermot ('like sleeping with a badly-informed labrador'); and a Broadway producer's resolve after a play about Napoleon had failed ('Never, never, will I do another play where a guy writes with a feather.').

There are over 40 new themes, including Cookery ('For 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal was never found' - Tracey Ullman on her mother's cooking); Football ('The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score' - Nick Hornby), Presidents ('The battle for the mind of Ronald Reagan was like the trench warfare of World War I. Never have so many fought so hard for such barren terrain' - Peggy Noonan), and Tennis ('All gong and no dinner...we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts' - a weary commentator on Anna Kournikova).

This dazzlingly entertaining collection is a welcome addition to the Oxford family of Quotations dictionaries.

Edition details

• Publisher: Oxford University Press
• Publication date: 2003
• ISBN 10: 0198606664
• ISBN 13: 9780198606666
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Edition number: 2
• Number of pages: 536