'She says: "Darling let's have children". I know this is a historic moment. I must respond like a man. So I ignore her . . .'
Sunday Times columnist Andrew Clover would like to share with you everything he's learned - the hard way - about childcare. Starting at the beginning, by asking why men are so terrified of breeding, he examines every worry a parent is likely to face: How can I make them sleep? How do I choose a good school? Will I ever have sex again? Why should I paint my face like a tiger? Wise and candid, this is the most truthful parenting guide of all time. It's also the funniest and most inspiring read any dad - or mum - could ever hope to read.
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I love, love, LOVED this book . . . you will laugh out loud even if you don't have children of your own . . . gives traditional "parenting" books the finger . . . an outrageous and irreverent adventure ( News of the World )
Engaging, endlessly warm and frequently hilarious dispatches from the parental frontline ( Observer )
A hilarious and heart-warming insight into the way men think ( OK! )
A must for new dads ( Glamour )
A fine, witty and unexpectedly moving memoir about fatherhood ( Metro )
He's the Hunter S. Thompson of parenting. In other words, he gets it about right (Rachel Johnson )
Erudite, beautifully observed, and really rather touching. Just buy the book ( Scotsman )
Andrew Clover used to read books about Russian people who discover, after a long, long, long, long time, that life is bad. He now reads books about sheep who like hiding behind bushes. These books are much better. You can lift the flap and find a sheep. With the other books, you can't lift a flap and find a Russian. He does the 'Dad Rules' column at the back of the Sunday Times Style magazine. He is a comedian, writer and trophy husband. He lives with his wife, his three daughters and a female dog. Yes, that's a lot of women. In his house, he never rules.
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Book Description Penguin Books, 2009. Paperback. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # 141033711
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