Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in Toyland

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The perfect holiday gift, Scared of Santa is a hilarious photographic collection of kids panicked, screaming and crying while posed on Santa's lap. Denise Joyce and Nancy Watkins have compiled more than 250 full-color photos of "Scenes of Terror in Toyland," and added witty commentary to make the Yuletide nightmare even brighter. Move over Bad Cat, Bad Santa has arrived!

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He's huge and hairy and hulking.
He dresses in strange furry clothing.
He sneaks into people's homes at night.
Who wouldn't be afraid of . . . Santa Claus ?!?

Nothing says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap. Now this time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of more than two hundred and fifty priceless photos of kids' traumatic trips to Santa's workshop. Scared of Santa offers a cornucopia of photographic funnies—from sixty-year-old family heirlooms to last year's howlers—along with delightful commentary on those unforgettable childhood visits to scary ol' Saint Nick.

About the Author:

Denise Joyce is a longtime editor for the Chicago Tribune and has the gold watch to prove it. She and her husband have two grown children; their behavior supports the theory that one out of every two children is terrified of Santa—and clowns.



Nancy Watkins is a Chicago Tribune features editor and writer who is much too good a mom to have ever forced her son, now 11, to sit on Santa's lap.

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