The New Rules for Blondes: Highlights from a Fair-Haired Life

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Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . .

The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy.

In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

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A natural blonde who is (now) more faithful to her colorist than she has ever been to any boyfriend, Selena Coppock is a standup comedian, storyteller, and writer based in New York City. When not pushing her pro-blonde agenda, Selena can usually be found in a dive bar lamenting the breakup of Guns N' Roses and putting Bob Seger's "Night Moves" on the jukebox. This is her first book.

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“A must-read for all blondes, those who hate blondes, or anyone with a sense of humor. Otherwise, this is NOT the book for you!” (--Kristen Johnston, New York Times bestselling author of Guts)

“Selena Coppock is a hilarious, sexy bundle of blonde madness. Her willingness to own her magnificent dorkitude is an inspiration to us all.” (--Sara Benincasa, author of AGORAFABULOUS!)

“Coppock must’ve made a Faustian bargain to be blessed with so much wit, smarts and, of course, fabulous tresses.” (--Kambri Crews, author of BURN DOWN THE GROUND )

“Blondes have more fun reading this book, at least this fair-haired broad did. A fresh, fun “lady-guide” that all girls can enjoy...even dumb brunettes. You heard me!” (--Jillian Bell SNL, Workaholics)

“Only a smart blonde could make dumb blonde jokes this funny.” (--Sarah Baker, (Go On, The Campaign))

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