Gutshot Straight - Hardcover

Berney, Lou

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0061766046 ISBN 13: 9780061766046

Publisher: William Morrow & Co, 2010

Synopsis

When ex-con Charles "Shake" Bouchon frees Gina, a housewife he is supposed to deliver to a sleazy 400-pound strip-club owner, he and Gina soon have the Armenian mob on their tail and they must flee to Panama while toting religious artifacts that are just as valuable to the thugs as Gina is. A first novel. 20,000 first printing.

About this title

Review:

"A literary sucker punch -- surprising, funny, effervescent. It's a cocktail that won't let you off your barstool till closing."--Ted Griffin, screenwriter of OCEAN'S ELEVEN, MATCHSTICK MEN and BEST LAID PLANS

"[A] fast-moving caper...smoothly blends humor, action and romantic frisson."--Publishers Weekly

Virtually every character is memorable, and the chemistry between Shake and Gina is brilliant. The plot turns are constant, and the dialogue is sharp. The bad guys are wonderfully scary, and the locales are vividly drawn. Elmore Leonard might be very pleased to call GUTSHOT STRAIGHT his own. --Booklist (starred review)"

[A] fast-moving caper smoothly blends humor, action and romantic frisson. --Publishers Weekly"

GUTSHOT STRAIGHT has my vote for, among other things, Best McGuffin Ever. Just when you think it can t get any weirder or quirkier, here comes the scene where... well, I better not give that away. Energetic, droll, and wheezingly funny. --Stephen Harrigan, New York Times bestselling author of "Gates of the Alamo" and "Challenger Park""

A literary sucker punch -- surprising, funny, effervescent. It s a cocktail that won t let you off your barstool till closing. --Ted Griffin, screenwriter of OCEAN'S ELEVEN, MATCHSTICK MEN and BEST LAID PLANS"

An exciting read you can t put down. A definite must read. --Abraham Rodriguez, 2009 Dashiell Hammett Award finalist and author of "South by South Bronx""

"GUTSHOT STRAIGHT has my vote for, among other things, Best McGuffin Ever. Just when you think it can't get any weirder or quirkier, here comes the scene where... well, I better not give that away. Energetic, droll, and wheezingly funny." --Stephen Harrigan, New York Times bestselling author of Gates of the Alamo and Challenger Park

"An exciting read you can't put down. A definite must read." --Abraham Rodriguez, 2009 Dashiell Hammett Award finalist and author of South by South Bronx

"Virtually every character is memorable, and the chemistry between Shake and Gina is brilliant. The plot turns are constant, and the dialogue is sharp. The bad guys are wonderfully scary, and the locales are vividly drawn. Elmore Leonard might be very pleased to call GUTSHOT STRAIGHT his own." --Booklist (starred review)

From the Back Cover:

A crime caper in the tradition of Elmore Leonard and Carl Hiaasen, this fast and funny debut is the story of "Shake" Bouchon, fresh out of prison and ready for life on the straight and narrow—well, maybe after *one* last job. . . .

When Charles "Shake" Bouchon, professional wheel man, walks out of prison after a three-year stretch for grand theft auto, he's got only two problems: he's too nice a guy for the life he's led and not nice enough for any other.

So he says yes when he's asked to run a simple errand for his former boss and lover, Alexandra Ilandryan, the formidable pakhan of the Armenian mob in Los Angeles. All Shake has to do is deliver a package to Las Vegas and pick up a briefcase.

Only the package turns out to be a wholesome young housewife named Gina whose husband has run afoul of Dick Moby, aka "The Whale," an unpleasant four-hundred-pound Vegas strip-club owner. Shake hates to think what's going to happen to Gina when he delivers her to The Whale, so in a move that's as noble as it is boneheaded, he decides to set her free.

Now Shake and Gina are on the run to Panama, hoping to unload the very valuable—and highly unusual—contents of The Whale's briefcase. Shake could end up a rich man, but first he'll have to outmaneuver two angry crime bosses, a murderous Armenian thug plagued by erectile superfunction, a former pro football player who blames Shake for his romantic woes, and a billionaire swindler with a flair for the theatrical. Not to mention, and not the least, Shake will need to survive his own heart, since he's going to discover that wholesome housewife Gina is even more intriguing, and a lot more complicated, than he ever imagined.

Full of blindsided double-crosses and hard shots to the head, Gutshot Straight is a tale of love, luck, and larceny against the odds.

About this edition

• Publisher: William Morrow & Co
• Publication date: 2010
• ISBN 10: 0061766046
• ISBN 13: 9780061766046
• Binding: Hardcover
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 291