The Motherload

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9780060929282: The Motherload

The comedy pair "The Mommies" shares stories of motherhood, life on the cul-de-sac, carpools, sex, and the other joys of raising children.

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WARNING !!! This book isn't for parents of perfect children.
Hi ! We're the Mommies. We figure if you're a parent in the 90's you need to know that there are millions of people out there just like you! We figure there are only two kinds of kids: those that need a lawyer and those that
become one. Life is not even close to what it was in Erma Bombeck's day. We are faced with the smut of the Spice Girls and the daliances of a classy
president that make your kids ask you questions like..."Does oral sex meaning talking about sex?" Thank you Monica
Lewinsky for bringing up that question!
This book is designed to help the modern mother cope. It contains anecdotes and guidelines that may well keep you off your therapists couch or it will at least leave you saying.."Thank God that isn't my kid."

On Sex: Once a month is good enough!

On Pregnancy: That epidural was better than the sex that got me there!

On Teenagers: Living with teenagers is like watching Jeopardy every night. After a while you start thinking, "Maybe I am stupid."

On Fashion: If you are wearing something that's hurting you, chances are it's hurting someone else.

This book is light and funny, pick it up when you need a little laugh, you can start anywhere in the book. Better yet get one for every mommy you know, she'll love you for it. Not to mention she just might do that extra LOAD of laundry for you!

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