Advanced French for Exceptional Cats

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9780006380788: Advanced French for Exceptional Cats

All the essential areas of expertise for the cat are covered in this book, including etiquette, breeding, aesthetic judgement, gastronomy, music appreciation, philosophy and grammar.

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I have the honor to present you with this mostly dead chipmunk
'J'ai l'honneur de vous offrir ce suisse presque completement mort'

Please accept my warmest regards
'Veuillez agreer l'expression de mes salutations les plus distinguees'

'Complete conjugation of the verb 'miauler'': 'To be hungry, to be thirsty, to be annoyed, to be content, to be bored, to be scared, to wish to go out, to wish to come in, to wish to be petted, to wish to be left alone, to be unwilling to go to the vet, to say hello, to say good-bye, to present with a small dead animal, to require that the litter be changed, to request that food be provided, to disclaim responsibility for breakage, to predict the appearance of a furball.'

'Je miaule', I meow
'J'ai miaule', I meowed
'Je miaulais', I was meowing
'J'avais miaule', I have been meowing
'Je miaulai', I did meow
'J'eus miaule', I had meowed
'Je miaulerai', I will meow
'J'aurais miaule', I would have meowed
'Que je miaule', That I may may meow
'Que j'aie miaule', That I may have meowed
'Que je miaulasse', That I might meow
'Que j'eusse miaule', That I might have meowed

About the Author:

Henry Beard was the founder and one of the original editors of ‘National Lampoon’. He is the author of a number of bestselling books, including ‘French for Cats’, ‘Poetry for Cats’, ‘Latin for All Occasions’, ‘O.J.’s Legal Pad’ and ‘Zen for Cats’.

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Published by HarperCollins Publishers Ltd (1993)
ISBN 10: 0006380786 ISBN 13: 9780006380788
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Book Description HarperCollins Publishers Ltd, 1993. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # DADAX0006380786

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