The World's Best Football Jokes (World's best jokes)

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Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

A group of flies were playing football in a saucer, using a lump of sugar as a ball. One of them said, ‘We’ll have to do better than this, lads – we’re playing in the cup tomorrow!’

Whether you are a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this book contains all you ever need to know about the trials, tribualations – and hilarities – of this great British sport.

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Sick as a parrot because the big match has been cancelled or the TV's broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

A group of flies were playing football in a saucer, using a lump of sugar as a ball. One of then said, 'We'll have to do better than this, lads – we're playing in the cup tomorrow!'

First Irishman:' There's a girl at work who's so stupid, she thinks a football coach has four wheels!'
Second Irishman:' Would you believe that! How many wheels does it have?'

Striker: 'Sorry about missing that last goal, chief. I know it was an easy one and believe me, I could kick myself'
Coach: 'I shouldn't bother. You'd probably miss.'

The cup Final was being shown on television, and her husband was yelling and shouting as loudly as the fans at the ground. 'I can't understand what all the fuss is about,' said the wife as she handed him a cup of tea. 'I thought they decided who the champions were last year!'

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Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an inspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this book contains all you ever need to know about the trials, tribulations – and hilarities – of this great British sport.'

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