The World's Best Marriage Jokes (World's best jokes)

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9780006378396: The World's Best Marriage Jokes (World's best jokes)

These jokes about marriage take a humorous look at romantic union. Errant husbands, sarcastic wives, naive young couples - all these themes are included.

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THE WORLD’S BEST JOKESTERS TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO THE IMMORTAL SUBJECT OF WEDDED BLISS – OR OTHERWISE!

A man got a gravestone for his wife while she was still alive. On it, he had the stonemason carve: ‘Here lies my wife, cold as usual.’ His wife was very angry so she had a gravestone for her husband carved with the inscription: ‘Here lies my husband, stiff at last.’

‘What makes you think you’ve got a perfect husband?’
‘Well, he remembers my birthday, but forgets my age.’

‘I’ve just heard the strangest thing,’ observed the husband to his wife. ‘It seems our milkman claim’s he’s slept with every woman in the street except one. Can you believe that?’
‘Oh, I believe it,’ replied his wife sharply, her eyes glinting. ‘I bet it’s that stuck-up cow in number 4.’

Whether you’re a husband, wife or best man, whether you’ve taken the plunge or are just thinking about it – here’s a book to entertain, educate, and give to your nearest and dearest!

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Forbes, Ernest
Published by Trafalgar Square (1998)
ISBN 10: 0006378390 ISBN 13: 9780006378396
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Book Description Trafalgar Square, 1998. Paperback. Book Condition: New. book. Bookseller Inventory # 6378390

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