Today’s startling news, Harry Potter is going grey
JK Rowling has placed a 1,500-word article on her Pottermore site where Harry Potter is reunited with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and their old Hogwarts friends at the final of the 2014 Quidditch World Cup. The boy who lived is now the middle-aged man who was once famous. The article is written in the sensational voice of scandal-hunting journalist Rita Skeeter.
Poor Harry is going grey. I imagine that he now looks like TS Eliot.
Ron’s hair is thinning. Hermione is going from strength to strength as is deputy head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement in the Ministry of Magic.
I always knew Hermione would do the best out of all them.